I Write Sins, Not Tragedies :P

bus-a-looey:

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

chakrabot:

sincerelymady:

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

avengersincamphalfbloodstardis:

lightbringing-fallen-angel:

kennedyclintonkat:

brella:

tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

  • tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

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A+ gif use

andythenerd:

Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.
Cute as hell.

andythenerd:

Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.

Cute as hell.

boobsandbooks:

noonafeels:

OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.

GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY 

ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

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This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

caskisses:

when you see this, do at least 2 of the following:

  • drink some water
  • take a few deep breaths
  • stretch

and don’t forget to

  • eat, if you haven’t already
  • sleep, if you need to
  • take your medication, if you have any

please remember that you’re important and loved, ok, you’re amazing

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